Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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1. Pink Floyd: The Great Gig in the Sky
   And my friend's a dyke, any time will do, I don't mind, why shouldn't i be friends with a dyke?


2. Flock of Seagulls: Who's That Girl? (She's Got It!)
   Teaze that funny Gull in the corner, it's so fun,, oh how I wish that it were mine, I just sold it, to make a dime


3. Eric Prydz: Call On Me
   Cologne, cologne, cologne..


4. Paula Cole: Liar
   call me a kitchen heater, i... call you a liar!


5. Toni Braxton: LOve Should Have Brought You Home
   Love shoulda brought you home, you homeless man...if you can't have any money...


6. Britney Spears: Everytime
   Everytime i like to cry, i bawl, in doubt trying, i feel so small


7. Aqua: Tubthumping
   kissing the night away, kissing the night away


8. Aretha Franklin: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman
   You make me feel like a man's your old woman.


9. Toto: 99
   Nighty-night.


10. Eric Clapton: badge
    Then I told you 'bout our kid, now he's not a tomato, ,


11. U2: Acrobat
    Yeah, I'd rate women well , if there was a church I could believe , in


12. Avril Lavigne: My Happy Ending
    herked up a lie on such a rakeable bread.


13. Unknown: Nelly the elephant
    Nelly the elephant back to front


14. Destiny's Child: Lose My Breath
    no i wont, let you lick my crack


15. Taking Back Sunday: a decade under the influence
    you sat small sweets are delicate


16. Linkin Park: Breaking the Habit
    i'm painting the rabbit


17. Barenaked Ladies: What a good boy
    This hair shirt is woven from your back hair


18. Busted: Year 3000
    triple crested maymen,, swam around town,, totally baked


19. Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    my shadows the only one to walk beside me,, my shallow heart the only thing that's beating,, sometimes i wish someone would pillow-fight me


20. Pet Shop Boys: West End Girls
    In a western town with tannembaums..........


21. Britney Spears: Toxic
    If they tasted my lips, I'm coming home., My toxic brings the boys in december.


22. Whitesnake: Ain't No Love In The Heart of The City
    Anal love in the heart of the city


23. Macy Gray: I Try
    I wear goggles when you're not near


24. White Zombie: More Human Than Human
    More humid than human


25. Police: Every Little Thing She Does is Magic
    I'm resigned to cholera


26. Hot Chocolate: You Sexy Thing
    I beleive in milkbones, To feed your dog, You sexy thing


27. Dido: Don't leave home
    I will be your settee


28. Radiohead: Exit Music (For A Film)
    We all catch it slow


29. Mike Oldfield: Foreign Affair
    A new territory, For an Internet story


30. Whitesnake: Fool For Your Loving
    A hard lumpy woman like you just needs a hard , lumpy man


31. Red Hot Chili Peppers: Special Secret Song Inside
    I want to party on your birthday, baby, I want to party on, party on your birthday


32. Scissor Sisters: Laura
    Simone, Simone, where is your love?


33. Bob Dylan: Man in the Long Black Coat
    Bent over backwards, from her hair came bees


34. Neil Young: Helpless
    Helter Skelter (repeat)


35. Hilary Duff: i am
    i'm a nija, i'm a turtle i am sometimes in between


36. Bobby Brown: She Ain't Worth It
    Teenage mutant, ninja turtles


37. Public Enemy: Incident at 66.6 fm
    We're going to get some coffee and people upset what your'e saying


38. Presidents of the United States: Kitty
    Kitty loves the food in the warm kitchen


39. Boney M: Rasputin
    Ra Ra Rasputin Lava Rock the Russian queen.


40. Pearl Jam: Corduroy
    The waiting trophy mat


41. Breaking Benjamin: Skin
    A muffin a weekend.


42. Tori Amos: Scarlet's walk
    If you're a fool,, You will want me to thank you


43. Counting Crows: Omaha
    oh my heart! somewhere in the middle of america


44. Evanescence: Tourniquet
    My god, my turnip quit


45. Ramones: SLUG
    absolutely


46. Unknown: I Bless The Rains Down In Africa
    I shoot the planes down in Africa


47. Prodigy: Baby's got a temper
    Baby needs a diaper


48. Smashing Pumpkins: 1979
    Masturbate, scream and shout.


49. 10CC: Dreadlock Holiday
    I say, I'm from Jamaice, oh no


50. Dido: White Flag
    I will go down with this s**t, and I won't burb my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my toe...


51. They Might Be Giants: Toddler Hi-way
    Doppler highway


52. Grateful Dead: Touch of Gray
    Oh, the rent is in our ears


53. Third Eye Blind: Jumper
    Everyone's got toothpaste on their demons


54. Eric Clapton: Bell Bottom Blues
    Do you want to see me fly across the border?


55. Social Distortion: Highway 101
    I'll pass the tourists and Aunt Barbara too,


56. Nine Inch Nails: Head Like a Hole
    "Got money? Let's go dancing on the backs of the pools."


57. Jamiroquai: Soul Education
    Got a pocket full of Pringles


58. Chicago: 25 or 6 to 4
    spilling corn flakes on the floor


59. Green Day: American Idiot
    The subliminal induct America.


60. Third Eye Blind: Never Let You Go
    Another la chi co


61. Judas Priest: Metal Meltdown
    someone's coming in the night, (like in the emannuelle movies)


62. Shania Twain: She's Not Just A Pretty Face
    She's a romantologist


63. Dido: White Flag
    i won't go down without finishing and i won't put my hands up and surrender


64. Pink: Just Like a Pill
    Run just as fast as I can, To the middle of nowhere, To the middle of my first real swim


65. Aqua: 1985
    im a farting girl


66. Red Hot Chili Peppers: By the Way
    Uh, Ah, Christian in a wheelchair!


67. 38 Special: Second Chance
    This heart needs a surgeons hand.


68. Air: Cherry Blossom Girl
    Shall we blow some dough?


69. Prince: Purple Rain
    Curt Cobain, Curt Cobain.


70. Led Zeppelin: The Rain Song
    I felt the corner of my window


71. Supertramp: It's Raining Again
    Come on, you little fire


72. Linkin Park: Breaking the Habit
    I'm breaking the harvest, tonight.


73. ELO: Don't Bring Me Down
    Don't Bring me down! Woooo!


74. Slipknot: Skin Ticket
    I'm in hell, my children are raised in cereal, they stick to my skin like love insists, i tear away with my nails and teeth and fists


75. Radiohead: Street Spirit
    And that's just so in love


76. Whitney Houston: How Will I Know
    A leg of lamb is all bittersweet


77. Placebo: Plasticine
    Don't forget to feed him when your gone


78. Pet Shop Boys: West End Girls
    On a western town a deadhead world., The eastern boys, western girls... western girls


79. AC/DC: Inject the Venom
    Ninja potatoes


80. Falco: Rock Me Amadeus
    I'm a doos, I'm a doos


81. Dolly Parton: Mule Skinner Blues
    If you don't like the dark, Then you can throw your bucket out, Throw it out, boy, Throw it out


82. Culture Club: do you really want to hurt me?
    do you really have the herpes?


83. Black Sabbath: Paranoid
    People think I'm insane , Because I am brown and gold inside


84. The Smiths: How soon is now
    There's a club if you want to go. I get me , tamborine. Who really loves you?


85. Gwen Stefani: What You Waiting For
    Unlike it, getting used too in a moving car, A scary conversations,, Shut my eyes, can't find the brake, What if they say that you're a plumber


86. John Denver: Rocky Mountain High
    Now he walks in quiet solitude, the forest and the streams, picking grapes in every step he takes.


87. Shania Twain: Man, I Feel Like a Woman
    Combing my hair, doing her nails


88. INXS: Hold The Line
    Golden lion


89. Jimi Hendrix: Hey Baby (New Rising Sun)
    Can we come along with you, Baby?, Yes, it's my brother-in-law.


90. David Lee Murphy: Dust On The Bottle
    There might be a little dust on the Bible, But don't let it fool ya about what's inside, There might be a little dust on the Bible, It's one of those things that gets sweeter with time,


91. Morrissey: Dagenham Dave
    Everybody loves him and an icy why


92. Bob Marley: In Vain for your love
    I don't wanna wait ten days for your love


93. John Mellencamp: (I want you to) Dance Naked
    I want you, Des Lecky


94. R.E.M.: Make It All OK
    You made your own tomatoes too big to ignore


95. Split Enz: My Mistake
    "Let the farmers stay"


96. Powderfinger: My Happiness
    My Nappies wet


97. Dido: White Flag
    I'll poke my eyes out and surrender.


98. DMX: Party Up
    Yago make me lose my mind, Up in here, up in here, Yago make me act the fool, Up in here, up in here


99. The Beatles: The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill
    Hey, Buffalo Bill, did you take your pill, Buffalo Bill


100. Hilary Duff: The Tiki,Tiki,Tiki Room
     Most little turdies will fly away , But the tiki room turds are here everyday