Newest 100 Misheard Song Lyrics

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1. The Smiths: Panic
   Henk, the DJ


2. Grateful Dead: Mama Tried
   I turned twenty-one in prison doin' life about the road.


3. Nine Days: Back To Me
   A bitter fish I should be, If I could change I would


4. Aerosmith: Love in an Elevator
   Lovin' livin' la vida


5. Green Day: Holiday
   Every sound of the **** rage, The shame, The ones who died without a name, Every charge turning out OK.


6. Green Day: Minority
   I pledge allegience to the underworld, one nation under dog there are witches in the road


7. Panic! At The Disco: I Write Sins Not Tragedies
   I sign in with a "Haven't you people heard of, closing the god damb door, NO?!", It's much better to fix the kind of things with a sence of poison rationality.


8. Misfits: Shining
   Texas is the reason emo kids are gay


9. Aerosmith: Livin' On the Edge
   There's something wrong with my curl today, I don't know what it is, It's drippin' in my eyes


10. Albert Hammond: It Never Rains In Southern California
    Seems it never rains in southern California/, seems I've often heard that cattle don't deform


11. Falco: Amadues
    Hot Potatos Hot Potatos oh oh oh Hot potatoes


12. Bryan Adams: you can't take me
    Don't push me, I farted


13. 50 Cent: Candy Shop
    Dance for a tampax


14. Yes: Roundabout
    In and around the lake , muppets come out of the sky , and they stand there


15. Hymns: Not Be Shaken
    Those who trust in him are trustified


16. Kylie Minogue: Body Language
    Move my body like a fish


17. Pretenders: Brass In Pocket
    Been driving, Ditalini


18. Justin Timberlake: Cry Me A River
    Tell me your rid of her.


19. Kaiser Chiefs: I Predict A Riot
    "I predict tourettes"


20. MC Hammer: Too Legit To Quit
    Do the jig, do the jig with me.


21. Billy Idol: Eyes Without A Face
    hows about a date


22. Elvis Presley: Joshua Fit the Battle of Jericho
    Joshua fit the battle of Cherry Coke, Cherry Coke, Cherry Coke


23. Ohio Players: Fire
    The way you walk and talk really sets me off, to a four alarm, child, yes, it does, uh


24. Green Day: Homecoming
    cheeeeeeeeeeeeese


25. War: Low Rider
    Low-drive-love


26. Hilary Duff: Shine
    knock me up make me feel alright!


27. Gorillaz: Feel Good Inc.
    Hold me as I levatate, ah ah ah ah ah


28. Train: Cab
    sometimes i think i'm the only camel i know.


29. Celine Dion: Walking with You (In the Winter Snow..)
    "Waki - Wiki in the winter snow"


30. Macy Gray: I Try
    I try to say goodbye and i choke, try to say "goodbye apple crumble", though i try to hide yeah, its clear, i wear goggles when you're not near


31. Talking Heads: Psycho Killer
    Psycho Chicken, kiss I say, Buck buck buck buck... etc


32. Bruce Springsteen: Hungry Heart
    Everybody has a hungry horse


33. Michael Jackson: Black or White
    i print my message in the saturday sun, i had to tell it wasnt my son


34. Nirvana: Where Did You Sleep Last Night
    in the pants, in the pants where the sun don't ever shine


35. Hawthorne Heights: Ohio Is For Lovers
    Let's go down now into the darkness of your thighs.


36. Green Day: Boulevard of Broken Dreams
    Sometimes a wish a polar bear would find me


37. Nirvana: Lithium
    i'm so horny but that's okay my willie's good


38. Good Charlotte: Little Things
    Chicken wings, chicken wings


39. Nickelback: Animals
    I'm driving like I'm black


40. Le Chic: Freak Out
    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Fritos!


41. Shakira: Don't Bother
    She's the greatest cook, and she had to pee


42. Kaiser Chiefs: I Predict A Riot
    I might get Tourette's, I might get Tourette's


43. Rolling Stones: Miss You
    I've been hauling *** for long, I've been sleeping all alone, Lord I miss you


44. John Mayer: Your Body is a Wonderland
    your face, like poured cement


45. Editors: Munich
    i think if you were dead,you would of known by now


46. Sugababes: Red Dress
    Im caught up in the red dress


47. The B-52s: Love Shack
    So jurry up, and bring your juice box money!


48. Ricky Martin: Un, dos, tres!
    Rudolf Hess


49. Tears for Fears: Sowing The Seeds Of Love
    Hi time, we made a stand and shook up the fuse of the gouverment


50. Tears for Fears: Everybody Wants To Rule The World
    Help me make the phone stop reedle


51. Guns N' Roses: Knockin' On Heaven's Door
    Mama, take this bastard's name


52. Foo Fighters: End Over End
    Hand over the rent! Hand over the rent! Hand over the rent! I'm , circling!


53. Four Seasons: My Eyes Adored You
    My Liza Georgia, though I never laid a hand on you,


54. Dave Matthews Band: Two Step
    Celebrate we will, Because life is short but sweet for certain, We’re climbing to bite you, To be sure these days continue


55. Beyonce: Yes
    I said yes to your momma, And yes to your daddy


56. Madonna: Hung Up
    Tempo spice so slowely


57. Ace of Base: The Sign
    I saw the SUN and it opened up my eyes, I saw the SUN


58. Johnny Cash: Cocaine Blues
    Made a good run but I ran too slow, They overtook me down in Wart-ass, Mexico


59. Metallica: Harvester Of Sorrow
    Harvester of sorrow, manwich on the grave.


60. Disturbed: Down with the Sickness
    come on,get drunk,fall down and get sick


61. Peter Gabriel: Don't Give Up
    Donkey Butt, Donkey Butt, Donkey Butt


62. Bowling for Soup: Trucker Hat
    I can walk and I can pee


63. System Of A Down: Pictures
    i got b***hes on my mind


64. Indigo Girls: Love will come to you
    I say love will come to you, Hoping just because I spoke the words that they’re true, As if I offered up a crystal bottle of poo, Where there’s now one there will be two,


65. Fiona Apple: On the Bound
    "I don't know what i'm doing, , don't know s**t, i changed my mind..."


66. Green Day: Jesus Of Suburbia
    The space zombies seemed insane and insecure


67. Iggy Pop: Funtime
    Porn, Hey baby we like your lips, Porn, Hey baby we like your pants, Porno porno porntime


68. The Beatles: Anna (Go with him)
    Anna, just one more finger


69. The Beatles: Anna (Go with him)
    ... So I you set you free, Go within


70. Blondie: Maria
    A million and one kinds of lies


71. Green Day: Holiday
    I've been to Trinidad, For my holidays


72. Queen: We Will Rock You
    Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise, Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day, You got mud on yo’ face, You big disgrace, Kickin’ your BLADDER all over the place


73. The Verve: We'e Going to Ibiza
    We're going to eat pizza


74. Dire Straits: telegraph road
    run every rabbi down every lane


75. Stone Temple Pilots: crackerman
    he's a man, he's a man, Draggelman, Draggelman, he's a woman too


76. Survivor: Burning Heart
    In the dark of night - laughing like a spider.


77. Finger Eleven: One Thing
    If a train hit it all, if it caved in all the way.


78. TobyMac: Do You Remember
    Do you remember the sign across the street? The first two were red but it looks like cream of wheat.


79. Steve Winwood: Valerie
    Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, come and feel me. I'm the same floor I used to be.


80. Snow Patrol: spitting games
    You leave me numb and I'm not your wife


81. Oasis: Live Forever
    'maybe i don't really wanna know if you've got in-grows, 'cos i just wanna fly'


82. Beck: Pay No Mind (Snoozer)
    A giant dildo crashing the sun


83. Styx: Mr. Roboto
    Donne Moree Gato Mr Roboto, &, Dont have anymorreee mr roboto


84. Fall Out Boy: Dance, Dance
    Why don't you show me a little bit of smurf, you've been saving for his backrest...


85. Counting Crows: Sullivan Street
    I want Morestrami and more cheese


86. David Bowie: New Killer Star
    All the corners of the buildings, Will the Queen remember these?


87. Radiohead: Airbag
    And I won't just stand about, I'm back to sing to you.


88. Green Day: American Idiot
    Don't wanna be an Americanadian


89. Phish: Gin and Juice
    And I'll be rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on Jimmy Juice


90. Lenny Kravitz: Are you gonna go my way
    we've got to hug a rubber duck


91. Cradle Of Filth: Gilded C**t
    Dani is a filthy c**t!, Dani is a filthy c**t!, Dani is a filthy c**t!


92. U2: City of Blinding Lights
    Can you see the beauty in sodomy


93. Beck: Loser
    sore on my toe again Im a looney baby so why dont you kiss me!!!


94. John Mellencamp: Small Town
    Dr. Phil,, Jesus in a small town


95. Kaiser Chiefs: I Predict A Riot
    I have tourettes!, I have tourettes!


96. Kaiser Chiefs: I Predict A Riot
    I've got tourettes, I've got tourettes


97. John Denver: Grandma's Feather Bed
    "Made from feathers of forty-level geese,, Took a hobo 'til c**k's crow to pick."


98. Rolling Stones: Shattered
    Don't you know the prime rate's going up up up up up


99. AC/DC: You Shook Me All Night Long
    you took all my thongs


100. The Killers: Somebody Told Me
     Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I hadn't fed you baby since last year.