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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Surrender all your dreams to me tonight / Welcome to

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: Surrender all your dreams to me tonight / They'll come true in the end.

    The story:

    At first I thought she was making a dig at Indiana
    (i.e. portraying the state as a place where dreams
    go to die, or whatever). At the time, I thought,
    "What's Pat got against Indiana, in particular?" It
    was only later, when I looked up the the correct
    lyrics, that I realized mine were wrong.

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