All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics

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1. Stevie Wonder: Signed, Sealed, Delivered
   Down to the river, Onions!


2. Smash Mouth: All Star
   So much to do, so much to see, so much wrong with Nick from...


3. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
   Living with a lover with a red IPhone


4. Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
   Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.


5. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
   I like big butts in a can of limes.


6. Hozier: Take Me to Church
   Take me to church, I'll wash you like a doll in the Saturda...


7. Abba: Dancing Queen
   See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen


8. Madonna: Into the Groove
   I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self


9. Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
   The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....


10. Madonna: Like a Virgin
    Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.
    
    


11. Van Halen: Panama
    Padded bra


12. Talking Heads: Girlfriend Is Better
    Why, why, why, why start at Uber?


13. OneRepublic: Apologize
    It's too late to order fries


14. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife


15. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
    Check your p***y


16. Iggy Azalea: Fancy
    I'm so Passé


17. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night


18. Bee Gees: More Than A Woman
    Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me


19. Fifth Dimension: Aquarius
    This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus


20. Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time
    Suitcase, Dramamine


21. Judas Priest: Turbo Lover
    You can't retweet, I spy like no other


22. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? It always works f...


23. John Lennon: Imagine
    But i'm not Obi-Wan


24. Madonna: La Isla Bonita
    That is all for me, Itá


25. Mudvayne: Dull Boy
    All work and no play makes me a dough boy


26. Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger
    Donald Duck took my chances


27. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus


28. Toto: Africa
    There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.


29. Europe: The Final Countdown
    We´re working for peanuts.


30. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
    I remember when Iraq was young
    
    


31. Berlin: Take My Breath Away
    In all that body lotion, somewhere there's a loving flame


32. Hozier: Take Me to Church
    Take me to church I'll worship like a boy at the shrine of y...


33. Prince: Raspberry Beret
    Rats marry their friends


34. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Sweet potatoes, sack of beans


35. Sir Mix-A-Lot: Baby Got Back
    I like big bucks in a can of lard.


36. Savage Garden: I Want You
    Getting coffee, getting parfait is what I live for


37. Redbone: Come and Get Your Love
    Drum and guitar love


38. REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver
    Jean Ebert


39. Genesis: Invisible Touch
    "....she reaches in and GRABS MY PODIO(?!)...."


40. Outkast: Hey Ya
    Shake it like a horny white preacher.


41. Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
    'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo...


42. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    It always works for me; it's called the tooth decayer


43. Stone Temple Pilots: Interstate Love Song
    Feelin'... like a ham-and-mustard shake


44. Journey: Don't Stop Believing
    Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere.


45. Primitive Radio Gods: Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand
    I bit down - I bit down hard on Davy


46. National Anthems: Oh Canada
    Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze...


47. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
    Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie


48. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Baby can you breed, a cactus from Jamaica


49. Styx: Babe
    Bare bum leaving


50. Def Leppard: Pour Some Sugar on Me
    Step inside, walk this way You and me babe, Hey, hey! Love ...
    
    


51. James Brown: I Feel Good
    So good, So good, I got a U


52. Bobby Fuller Four: I Fought The Law
    Reagan rocks in the hot sun


53. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight.


54. Dire Straits: Money For Nothing
    Money for nothin' and chips for free


55. Starship: We Built This City
    We built this city on logs and coal


56. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burnin'.


57. Wham!: Careless Whisper
    Guilty penis got no rhythm...


58. Metallica: Fuel
    give me two, give me five, give me a dollar fifty five!


59. The Jam: Town Called Malice
    Rows and rows of disused milf stands down in the dairy yard.


60. Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden
    I'll never leave your pizza burning


61. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog
    You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine


62. Green Day: Good Riddance
    It's something unpredictable an Indian thats white, I hope ...


63. The Chainsmokers: Roses
    He already knows that my wall is fire


64. Hanson: MMMBop
    A man who was asian took his life he only wanted to relax


65. Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night.


66. Weird Al Yankovic: My Own Eyes
    My neighbor's kids sold weapons grade plutonium Across to Ay...


67. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love
    Ain't Taco Bell love


68. Mike Posner: I Took a Pill in Ibiza
    You don't wanna be stuck up on ecstasy Stuck up on ecstasy


69. Irene Cara: What A Feeling
    Take your pants off and make it happen.


70. Commodores: Brick House
    She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
    
    


71. Judy Collins: Salt of the Earth
    Let's drink to assaulting the Earth.


72. Chaka Khan: I'm Every Woman
    I'm Terry Wogan


73. Three Dog Night: Joy to the World
    Joy to the visions that the people see


74. Alice Cooper: Poison
    I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed


75. Prince: Kiss
    I just wanna extradite your kids


76. Hanson: MMMBop
    so we just gone to Medicare and the Indian man was there


77. Shania Twain: You're Still The One
    Looks like we mated


78. Black Eyed Peas: Boom Boom Pow
    Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Gotta Kit-Kat Kat ...


79. Steppenwolf: Born To Be Wild
    Fry all of your guts a-and explode into spaaac


80. Demi Lovato: Skyscraper
    Like a Scottish raper.


81. Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise
    I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your ...


82. Psy: Gangnam Style
    Oprah got no style!


83. Beyonce: Single Ladies
    I own a Single Lettuce


84. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.


85. Barenaked Ladies: Big Bang Theory theme music
    The artichokes begin to dream


86. David Bowie: Did you ever have a dream
    did you ever have a dream or two where the hero is a cunning...


87. Elton John: Crocodile Rock
    Long night crying by the record machine Dreaming of my Chevy...


88. Prince: When Doves Cry
    maybe i'm just like my father, too cold maybe i'm just like ...


89. Robin Thicke: Blurred Lines
    Mushrooms are nasty


90. Starship: We Built This City
    My pony plays the mamba
    
    


91. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster
    Lonely house cat of love


92. Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
    I will light on, I'll abide on, I must kid to Morgan Freema...


93. R.E.M.: Losing My Religion
    Consider this Consider this, the time that sent you read Con...


94. Justin Timberlake: Sexy Back
    Come to the bank


95. Clash: Rock The Casbah
    Drop the pasta, drop the pasta


96. KC and the Sunshine Band: Keep It Comin' Love
    Keep it common law


97. Bob Marley: Is This Love
    We'll jump rope 'cross the bridge


98. Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue
    "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."


99. Prince: Little Red Corvette
    Living co-ed!


100. Red Rider: Lunatic Fringe
     Let me take French