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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jean Ebert

    Artist: REO Speedwagon
    Song: Dream Weaver
    Real Lyric: Dream Weaver



    The story:

    I was 18 when I met a a boy who would later be my
    husband. We would drive around alot and listen to
    the radio. He liked a girl previously whose name
    was Jean Ebert. When I heard the song for the
    first time you could not tell me they weren't
    singing "Jean Ebert" I thought he was saying Jean
    Ebert you can get me through the night. My
    boyfriend was telling me it could not be Jean
    Ebert. I remember finally seeing the lyrics about
    3 months after that and had to apologize to my
    boyfriend. I am 59 now and think about how silly
    this was.

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    Gary Wright is the correct artist. How do these mistakes happen?

    eyeguy72 Sep 03, 2014 3:29 pm


    I'm quite certain the author is talking about the song "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. The version by REO Speedwagon shares a title, but is a completely different song.

    ericofmaine Mar 19, 2014 9:06 am


    I'm quite certain the author is talking about the song "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. The version by REO Speedwagon shares a title, but is a completely different song.

    ericofmaine Mar 19, 2014 8:57 am