The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
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a) These Terms of Service apply to all users of the KissThisGuy Website, including users who are also contributors of lyrics, stories, information, and other materials or services on the Website. The KissThisGuy Website includes all aspects of KissThisGuy, including but not limited to all products, software and services offered via the website such as the KissThisGuy channels, the KissThisGuy "Members Area," the KissThisGuy "Voting" and other applications.
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a) As a KissThisGuy account holder you may submit lyrics and stories ("User Comments"). User Comments are collectively referred to as "User Submissions." You understand that whether or not such User Submissions are published, KissThisGuy does not guarantee any confidentiality with respect to any User Submissions.
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