Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,
It wasn't in God's natural plan.
You were only a rib,
And look at what you did,
To Adam, the father of Man.

The story:

My girlfriend (now wife) and I were singing our hearts out when she started laughing so hard I thought she was going to choke to death.

We must've argued over this for more than ten years, with neither one of us giving an inch. At some point, it sorta became a ritual. One day, when we were carrying on, our son, Jeremy, looked up at me and said, "Daddy, you're wrong. Only a girl could've messed up that bad."

I'm not sure who was in more trouble after that, but let's just say that particular fight is now over.