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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Consider this
    Consider this, the time that sent you read
    Consider this, this will
    That brought me to my knees, praying
    Waterfalls and Spanish seas come
    Maybe, now
    Now I've said too much

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Consider thisConsider this, the hint of the centuryConsider this, the slipThat brought me to my knees, failedWhat if all these fantasies comeFlailing aroundNow I've said too much

    The story:

    Well, this relates to the times when I wasn't that
    good at speaking English (not a native speaker) so
    the lyrics were just a bunch of words came
    together and they sounded like those!

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