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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A crackpot with styrene eyes

    Artist: Radiohead
    Real Lyric: A cracked polystyrene man

    The story:

    I've always heard it that way; it doesn't sound like "eyes" but
    I'm so convinced he said "crackpot" and "styrene" (artistic
    license on polystyrene?) that I picture the only thing that a
    crackpot might have made of styrofoam...big, round eyes from
    the craft store. I visualize it so clearly (don't you now, peering
    in your window?), I hear "eyes" even when it's clearly not

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