Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 121,937 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Just to hold you like a dog

    Artist: The Cure
    Song: All I Want
    Real Lyric: Just to hold you like a doll

    The story:

    So 29 years after hearing this song for the
    first time and then having thought the lyric
    was "just to hold you like a dog" every time I
    listened to or sang the song, I saw the Cure at
    the Frank Erwin Center in Austin, TX. I texted
    my brother a picture of the performance with
    the caption "JUST TO HOLD YOU LIKE A DOG!!!"
    and my brother texted back and said, "like a
    doll." I was like, "what?" and he said, "dude,
    it's 'just to hold you like a doll'" and then I
    realized that I'd been singing it wrong for 29
    years, and the actual lyrics made so much more

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Listen to original:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!