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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The art of a love affair

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Real Lyric: The arc of a love affair

    The story:

    Either version works here. But it's clear that, at least when he wrote
    this song, that Simon had not mastered the art of a love affair--this
    song, and several others from the album of which this is the title
    track, are about his breakup with Carrie Fisher.

    It was only when I got a copy of the "Hearts and Bones" album that I
    saw Simon's actual lyric on the CD insert.

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