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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And nothing to write home about

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: And nothing to get hung about

    The story:

    Hard to tell if it's a misheard or misremembered lyric, but I was
    singing the chorus of Strawberry Fields Forever under my
    breath while waiting for my prescription at the Costco
    pharmacy (no, nothing psychedelic). My wife Kelly overheard
    me, and I hesitated, maybe distracted by a 1 litre bottle of
    vitamins. She filled in her own, less dated idiom, causing a few
    eyebrows to go up.

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