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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Bleed on my brudda for ya
    Be takin' lobsters while the the knife says
    Be all the risen for ya
    Do the hop-bop for ya

    Artist: Family Force 5
    Real Lyric: Bleed all my blood out for youBe taken ransom, under the knife's edgePay all the ransom for youDo the hard times for you

    The story:

    I was never able to understand what the lead
    singer is saying for all of the first verse, but I
    made sure to never look at what the actual lyrics
    were because I liked my interpretation more, and
    would often sing to my younger brother "Bleed on
    my brother for ya"

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