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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She calls me Elvis's baby, it's a lonely ol' night

    Artist: John Mellencamp
    Real Lyric: She calls me up and says , "Baby, it's a lonely ol'night..."

    The story:

    I was singing along to "Lonely Ol' Night" (which
    was released when I was 14, by the way), and my
    wife says, "WHAT DID YOU SAY?" And I thought she
    was going to pee herself, she was laughing so

    So I'd had the lyrics wrong for more than 30
    years. Sue me. LOL

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