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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What do you think you'll do then/You're practicing down the
    plain/It'll take you a couple of accurate talents/To get you on
    your feet again

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: What do you think you'll do then/I bet that'll shoot down your plane/It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics/To set you on your feet again

    The story:

    Not that my version isn't word salad, but Taupin's alleged lyrics
    don't make a whole lot of sense either. If they shoot down her
    plane (and she lives), it would take a whole lot more than a
    couple of drinks for her to recover.

    As with several of my other lyrics, I learned the correct version
    from somebody else's wrong version on this site.

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