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    "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" Lyrics

    Your cat can't pee in your penthouse..
    Back to that howlin' old sow in the wood
    So goodbye yellowbrick road, Where the d
    Maybe you'll get her a placemat
    Back to the howling hotel in the wood Ba
    Goodbye Penelope Rose
    You can't lock me in your penthouse, I'm
    Back to Havah Nagilah in the woods
    It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablet
    Back to my house in Vanderwood, hunting
    Back to the house on Long Island woods,
    You can't blackmail your friend now
    Back to the howlie around in the world B
    Goodbye Yellowbrick Road Where the dogs
    Back to my home in Lake Tahoe
    What do you think you'll do there You'll
    Back to having no realm in the woods
    And they'll take advantage of the fact y
    "Back to the hidey-hole out in the woods
    What do you think you'll do then I'll fl
    You can't take me to your penthouse I'm
    So, goodbye yellow brick road Where the
    Back to the cabin built out in the woods
    It'll take you a couple of vodka and Tal
    Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the doc
    You can't have me as your penpal I'm goi
    Your cat locked me in your penthouse, (b
    You can't lock me in your penthouse And
    What do you think you'll do then/You're

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