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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Back to the house on Long Island woods, huntin' the Harley-backed hound.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Back to the howling old owl in the woods, huntin' the horny back toad

    The story:

    This awesome website!

    I'm glad to see how many other Elton John songs are on this list - I don't feel like the only person who can't understand his lyrics! I was lucky enough to see him in concert recently, but felt like such a fraud 'cause I didn't know the "real" lyrics to anything.

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