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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It'll take you a couple of Acurin tablets
    To set you on your feet again

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonicsTo set you on your feet again

    The story:

    I figured that Acurin Tablets were some kind of name brand pain killer in England, since I had never heard of them until Elton sang about them in this song. Made perfect sense to me! I mentioned something to my brother about the Acurin tablet lyrics, and he found it quite amusing, as usual. That's when I realized that Elton's English accent must have thrown me a curve ball.

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