The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was on holiday with friends. The song played in
the pub, I sang my misheard lyrics, when everyone
suddenly turned around and asked "What the hell did
you just sing?"
When I repeated it, everyone was pissing themselves
laughing, even more so when I responded, "I always
wondered why he was singing goodbye to an
aubergine."
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Submitted on
12/8/2014 6:47 pm
Age it happened
41
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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