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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Goodbye Yellowbrick Road
    Where the dogs of society howl
    You can't keep as your pen pal
    I'm going back to my cloud
    (Mumble mumble mumble)
    Back with the heart attack cow

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
    Real Lyric: Goodbye Yellowbrick RoadWhere the dogs of society howlYou can't plant me in your penthouseI'm going back to my plowBack to the howling old owl in the woodsHunting the horny back toad

    The story:

    I sang this in the car for my girlfriend (now my wife). She looked at me like I had 3 heads and said "WHAT did you just say??? WHAT is a HEART ATTACK COW???" I can't even type this without cracking up! I obviously had no idea what Elton was saying so I just sang random words that I liked for the last line.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/7/2002 3:55 pm

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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