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    "Crocodile Rock" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Crocodile Rock" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Crocodile Rock" Lyrics

    When Suzie's wuzzle was so tight.
    Dreaming about my Chevy and my Ovaltine.
    When Susie wore her dress **s tight
    When Susie woman dresses fight
    That Suzie woman, dressed in tights
    With Suzie woman, dressed up right
    holding hands and kissing stones
    And suzie was a transvestite.
    I never knew me a valentime and I guess
    had an old dog sammy
    I never knew me a valentine and I guess
    Had an old girl, jello and a b**th of my
    i remember when red was yellow
    "Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
    I remember when (ruff) was young
    I never had me a Valentine and I guess I
    Had and old gold Chevy and a flip of my
    Suzie Warhole, lipton ice
    Dreaming of some sherry and some sodomy
    Crocodile rockin' desoma shop and when y
    With Susie's mama, dressed up tight.
    When Suzie watches "Dick Van Dyke"
    Oh Dalai Lama, it's Friday nights
    Long night crying by the record machine
    Suzie wore her dress-up pants Cra-a-rock
    I remember when Iraq was young
    cry rockin' was somethin' shockin' when

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