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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You can't have me as your penpal
    I'm going back to my mom

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: You can't plant me in your penthouseI'm going back to my plough



    The story:

    This is one of the songs I heard back when my English
    wasn't very good. That double album was one of my
    favourites when I was about 14.
    Someone referred to the song in an article, made me check
    the lyrics after not hearing it for years and realise they never
    did make any sense.

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