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    "Tiny Dancer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Elton John

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Tiny Dancer" by Elton John? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Tiny Dancer" Lyrics

    Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the hea
    Hold me close. Tie me down, sir.
    Hold me close I'm trying to dance. Ah!
    Baby darling she so pretty
    Pretty-eyed foreign spy, woo many a musi
    Hold me closer Tony Danza Count the head
    All your clothes off, Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza Count the head
    Hold me close, Tony Danza.
    Hold me close and tie me down sir.
    Baby darlin she's so splendid
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    OK, I knew the actual lyrics, but I've a
    God on my hands, he makes his stand In t
    Count the headlice on the highway
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me close now Tony Danza
    Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me close I'm tired of dancin'
    Hole me closer tony danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Pooting baby
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Lay me down and she's so blended We had
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
    Hold me close now Tony Danza
    Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Lay me down and squeeze some lemon
    Hold my clothes and tie me down sir...
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me close my time has come now
    hold me closer Tony Danza.... lay me dow
    Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir.
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    All the girls so China dancer
    Hold me closer Teddy Danson. Count my h
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Lay me down in cheese and lemons
    count the headlice on the highway
    Lay me down in sheets of rubber.
    Lady darling she's so blended.
    Hold me close like Tony Danza
    And now she's in me, always with me, Ton
    Lay me darling, she a winner
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold Me Closer Tittie Dancer
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza!
    Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'...
    Hold me closer tony danza
    Lay me down in sheets of Lenin
    My Lorena, You must have seen her..
    Hold me closer Tony Danza...
    Hold me close, I'm tryin' to dance here.
    Jesus freaks out in the street Handing t
    "lay me down in sheets with Lenny, I've
    Hold me close satanic dancer
    hold me closer Tony Danza
    LAY ME DOWN IN THE STREETS OF LEMON
    Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the h
    Lady Darlin' she's so plenty, Ya hardly
    Blue jean baby, LA lady Seems to slow th
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza.
    Hold me closer hiney dancer
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me close, I'm trying to dance here.
    Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the h
    Hold me closer tiny dancer, count the he
    blue jean baby, L.A lady, seems to thwor
    Jesus freezes out in the streets Handing
    Count the head lice on the highway.
    lay me down and she's so bleny
    Lady darlin' she's so splendid
    hold me closer tony danza count the head
    you had a visitor today
    Lay me down, and she so planned it You g
    Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing. Ca
    Hold my clothes and tie me down, sir Cou
    Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
    hold me closer Tony Danza
    "Hole me closer, Tony Danza. Count the h
    Hold me close and tie me down, sir
    Hold my clothes and tie me down, Sir
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer. Count the h
    The words she knows, "Jim" she hums.
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Lately darlin' she a vladnis You had to
    Hold me close, young Tony Danza
    Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin'.
    Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza In the headlig
    'Cause I wanna s**t forever with you bab
    Count the headlice on the highway...
    Ah the Punxsutawney Dancer.
    Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, count the h
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Blue jean baby, LA lady Seems just for t
    Baby darlin', sheeps have landed.
    Throw me toaster, Chinese dancer
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me close Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    hold me close young tony danza
    Hold me close, Italian dancer
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Dansa
    Lay me down in sheets of flame, man
    Count the headlice on the highway
    Hold me closer, Tony Danza
    Hold me closer Tony Danza
    Lamie Darlin', she's so blinnen
    Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin
    'Turning back she just laughs The vol-au
    Hold me close oh Tony Danza
    Pretty eyes, iris smile....
    You Had A Pissy Day Today
    Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the he
    Hold me closer Tony Danza

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