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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me closer Tony Danza,
    count the head lice on the highway
    baby darling she's so friendly
    had a busy day today

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer,count the headlights on the highway,lay me down in sheets of linenhad a busy day today



    The story:

    My boyfriend and I both realized we liked the song when it came on the radio while we were in the car of our first date. When we started dating we'd always listen to the song b/c it was "our song" and one day i was listening to it and started singing it to him on the phone when he said "Are you on drugs!? That's not how it goes at all!" and it made me feel like a complete idiot b/c it was my favorite song and I didn't even know the right words!

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