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    Hold me closer Tony Danza

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer



    The story:

    A girl I work with heard this, and asked us why he was singing this.
    We all cracked up, and began rewriting the song.
    “Hold me closer; Tony Danza,”

    “Watch the reruns on the TV.”

    “Takin’ orders from Angela.”

    “Got your daughter named Samantha.”

    “Hold me closer; Tony Danza,”

    (Boy – Weird Al could have a field day.)


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