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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hold me closer, I'm tired of dancing.
    Can't count the headlights on the highway.
    Tie me down with sheets of ribbon.
    You have a busy day today.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer.Count the headlights on the highway.Lay me down in sheets of linen.I had a busy day today.



    The story:

    Actually, it was my older sister who did this. We were at a bar, singing karaoke, and we started singing, and she belted that out, because it was the only part of the song she knew. I couldn't stop laughing long enough to even finish the song.

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