Hold me closer Tony Danza

The story:

I used to work as a cook in a very
popular pizza joint. The kitchen was
know for its loud music and "fun"
employees. One day we were being
annoyed by a fellow employee who
insisted on having an Elton John
marathon. I decided to loudly join in
with Elton not knowing that he was
singing about a tiny dancer and not
Tony Danza...I mean come on its
Elton John! Anyhow, my co workers
and everyone n the restaurant
thought it was hillarious and I still
have not lived it down.