The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I finally listen to the "Tony Danza" song all the way through and I remark how poorly he pronounces the word "linen". So if it wasn't already bad enough that Elton John wants to be held closer by Tony Danza and count the headlice on the highway, his bedsheets are Leninist.
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1/26/2011 4:39 pm
Age it happened
22
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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