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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Blue jean baby, LA lady
    Seems just for the bangin'
    Pretty eye, pirates my
    You marry a music man
    Ballerina, you must have seen huh?
    Dancin' and the Sam
    And now she's in me, always with me
    Tiny dancer in my hand

    Jesus frees out in the street
    Han

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Tiny Dancer
    Real Lyric: Blue jean baby, L.A. ladySeamstress for the bandPretty eyed, pirate smileYou'll marry a music manBallerina, you must have seen her Dancing in the sandAnd now she's in me, always with me Tiny dancer in my handJesus freaks out in the streetHanding tickets out for GodTurning back she just laughsThe boulevard is not that badPiano man he makes his standIn the auditoriumLooking on she sings the songsThe words she knows, the tune she humsBut oh how it feels so realLying here with no one nearOnly you and you can't hear meWhen I say softly, slowlyHold me closer tiny dancerCount the headlights on the highwayLay me down in sheets of linenyou had a busy day today



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