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    Artist: Statler Brothers

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    "Deck the Halls" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Traditional

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    Misheard "Deck the Halls" Lyrics

    Follow me and Mary Measure
    Dawning now our day of peril
    Dawn the ancient hills by carol
    Dawn we now our day of carol.
    "Now we know our day of peril"
    Deck the halls with bowels of holly, Fa
    Dick the horse eats lots of lollies
    ...tis the season to meet Charlie, falal
    Deck the halls with bells of holly
    deck the halls with bras of holly.

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