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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Follow me and Mary Measure

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Follow me in merry measure

    The story:

    I was 6. My name is Mary. Our family songbook had a black-and-white print of holiday merrymakers dancing around the wassil bowl etched above the lyrics. I was certain that the girl in the picture, wearing ribbons in her hair, was Mary Measure. To be certain, I asked my mom. My family is most unforgiving of honest mistakes. To this day I receive Christmas cards and gifts addressed to Mary Measure.

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