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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Funny Traditional Misheard Song and Music Lyrics

    Songs by Traditional

    A B C Song

    Adelaide's Lament

    Auld Lang Syne

    Australian National Anthem

    Away In A Manger

    Calon Lan

    Camptown Races

    Carol of Bells


    Cotton Fields Back Home

    Davy Crockett

    Deck the Halls

    Do Your Ears Hang Low?


    Erie Canal

    Feliz Navidad

    For He's A Jolly Good Fellow

    Frere Jacques

    Frosty the Snowman

    Funiculý, Funicula

    German Bombers Song


    Gloria Patri

    God Is Great (prayer)

    God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

    God save our queen

    God Save the King

    God Save The Queen



    Hail Mary (prayer)

    Hark The Herald Angels Sing

    Havah Nagilia

    Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

    Here Comes the Bride

    Holly and the Ivy

    I Walk By Faith

    I Was There to Hear You Borning Cry

    I've Been Working On The Railroad

    Jesus Loves Me

    Jimmy Crack Corn

    Jingle Bells

    Joshua Fought the Battle of Jericho

    Joy to the World


    Li'l Liza Jane

    Little Drummer Boy

    Lord's Prayer

    Mary Had A Little Lamb

    My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

    My Country 'Tis Of Thee

    O Christmas Tree

    O Come all Ye Faithful

    O Tannenbaum

    Oh Canada

    Oh, Susannah!

    Onward Christian Soldiers

    Oscar-Mayer Weiner Song

    Pledge Of Allegiance

    Rain, Rain Go Away

    Row, Row, Row Your Boat

    Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Santa Claus is Coming to Town

    Silent Night

    Silver Bells

    Sing Glad Hosanna

    Skip To My Lou

    Skye Boat Song

    Strawberry Fair

    Sun Beam

    Take Me Out To The Ball Game

    The Cat Came Back

    The First Noel

    The Garden

    The Holly and the Ivy

    The Lord's Prayer

    The Old Grey Mare

    The rattling bog

    Twelve Days of Christmas

    Up On The Housetop

    We Three Kings

    We Wish You A Merry Christmas

    What Child is This

    Winter Wonderland

    You Are My Sunshine

    Zippity Doo Dah

    10 Most Common Traditional Misheard Songs

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