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    Australians all eat ostriches
    For breakfast, lunch and tea

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Australian National Anthem
    Real Lyric: Australians all let us rejoiceFor We are young and free

    The story:

    I was in school assembly singing a solo of the national anthem and my music teacher started screaming at me.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/15/2002 3:22 pm

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Wait.... didn't you rehearse it before you performed? And are you Australian? If so, shouldn't you know at least the first line of your national anthem? If not, why are you singing it at an assembly?

    ddrapayo May 03, 2009 4:03 pm