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    Making spearmint Sprite.

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Jingle Bells
    Real Lyric: Making spirits bright.

    The story:

    As a child I thought that "spearmint Sprite" was some sort of holiday drink (though nothing that I would ever make or drink). Silly, but not that far fetched given the ubiquity of the candy cane during the holiday season. I probably discovered that I was wrong in 5th or 6th grade during choir class. As a class clown, I was able to get a few willing participants to sing it that way until we got yelled at by the choir teacher. I still sing it that way but only to myself (it is too dorky to share outside of this website).

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