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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Dick the horse eats lots of lollies

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly

    The story:

    this was on an australian tv show in 2006. In the christmas special presenter Adam Hills regaled everyone with the tale of his family watching the carols by candlelight, and the tv presenter announced that after the commercial break would be "Deck the Halls". His Grandmother piped up, "That's a new one" they said, "no nanna, we sing it every year," only for her to reply, "What, Dick the horse?"

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