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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Deck the halls with bowels of holly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.



    The story:

    When I was little I had no idea what a bough was and even after I asked my parents about the word's meaning during a rendition of 'rock-a-bye-baby' one night, I had already surmised that the word in deck the halls was bowels and never thought I was wrong.

    One night many years ago I went Christmas caroling with some friends and one of them stopped me and asked what I had just sung. I sang the line again for her and she laughed until she cried. To my embarrassment I had been Decking the halls with intestines all these years without even considering the meaning of the word.

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    Poor Holly...

    Chunkboi Jun 06, 2017 5:12 pm