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    "Summer Of '69" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Bryan Adams

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Summer Of '69" by Bryan Adams? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Summer Of '69" Lyrics

    Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at
    Standing on your mother's corpse, You to
    Had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy
    Standing on your motherīs Porsche You to
    I got my first real sex toy Bought it fr
    I got my first real sex dream, bored and
    Standing on your mother's Porsche
    Had a band and we tried real hard Jimmy
    Back in the summer of sex tonight
    And I replay that old sex dream I think
    Standing on your mama's Ford
    Saw my first pink G-string
    I got my first real sex dream Boy, I was
    Spread my e-mails down while trashing
    I got my first real sex dream,boy i was
    "Me and my baby in a 69!"
    I had my real first sex dream i think i
    I got my first real sex dream
    I had my first real sex dream
    I got my first real sex-dream, going at
    Standing on your mommas paws
    that battered old keyboard
    I've got my first real sex dream...
    GOT MY FIRST THRILL AT SIXTEEN
    Got my first real g-string, bought it at
    Me and my baby in a 69.
    I got my first real sex-dream cought by
    got my first real six-string boy, i had
    Jimmy Cliff and Jodie got married
    Sometimes when I play that old six strin
    I shot my first real six-wing, saw that
    I got my first real Sex Dream
    Standing on your mama's Porsche
    I had my first real sex dream
    Standing by your mothers PORCHE.
    I got my first real sex dream
    Got my first real six string, bowling at
    I got my first real six string Boy, it h
    Got my first real sex dream, [... I neve
    standin' on my mama's porsche you told m
    I got my first real sex dream In the sum
    I got my first real sex dream
    Played it till my fingers played.
    Got my first real sex dream I was 5 at t

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