Got my first real sex dream,
[... I never caught this line]
Played it till my fingers bled.
It was the summer of '69.

Me and some guys from school,
had a bed and we tried real hard.
Until we quit, until we got married,
I shoulda known we'd never

The story:

Thank god I never sing in public ... The most embarrasing thing is that I actually believed these to be the correct lyrics. That one misheard word in the second verse in particular invokes nasty images that I don't want to think about. Get out of my head!