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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Standing on your motherīs Porsche
    You told me that you'd faint forever.
    Oh, and when I felt your hand,
    I knew that it was cow, or never...

    Artist: Bryan Adams
    Song: Summer Of '69
    Real Lyric: Standing on your mother's porchYou told me that you'd wait forever.Oh, and when I held your hand, I knew that it was now, or never

    The story:

    the band and I have been singing/playing this Version whenever the crowd seemed too drunk or just to lazy to care about what we are playing..A litte inside joke that helps us get through the show..

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/1/2007 12:29 pm

    Age it happened

    27

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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