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    "Bette Davis Eyes" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Kim Carnes

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Bette Davis Eyes" Lyrics

    All the boys think she's a spaz, she's g
    She's got better legs than thighs.
    She's got Bette Davis thighs
    She's got better days aside
    She's got better days besides
    "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
    And she'll tease you She'll unease you
    Haul the bathtub just to please ya
    And she knows just what it takes make 'e
    She'll take a day to decide
    All the boys think she's a spastic guy,
    N she'll tease you, She'll adhease you,
    She's got better day besides.
    She's got very dangerous eyes
    She's got better tasting eyes.
    She knows just what it takes to make a p
    She's got better days beside
    She's got Bette Davis size
    She knows how to make a crow blush
    all the boys think she's a spaz
    Her head is hollow goo
    She knows just what it takes to make a p
    She's got better tasting pies
    better days to fry
    She's got a Sammy Davis eye
    She's got better days for size
    She's got better taste than I
    Her hair is hollow gold Her lips sweet s
    Hold the bathtub just to please you
    All the boys think she's a spaz
    She knows just how to make a crow blush
    haul a bathtub just to please you.
    She's got Meditative Thighs
    And she'll tease you She'll unease you
    Hold the bathtub just to please you.
    She's got credit problems, stand outside
    You gotta pay the price.
    She'll adhese you Hop a bathtub just to
    She's had better days besides
    She's got many days of size
    She's got better days, aside.
    And she knows just what it takes to make
    She's got better days to fry.
    She's precocious and she knows just What
    She's got petitaticide.
    She'll tease you. She'll adhese you. Hol

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