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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, hog the bathtub just to please you."

    Artist: Kim Carnes
    Real Lyric: "And she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you."



    The story:

    For years I had wondered why she thought hogging the bathtub
    was sexy. I finally looked up the lyrics up on the 'Net. Unfortunately, my best friend was with me and to this day he still leaves obnoxious messages on my voicemail, mimicking my stupid blunder... followed by gut-busting laughter.

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    HA! I was going to post this exact same one! That's what I heard too. I had to look the lyrics up online. Doh!

    karuna Sep 14, 2009 4:27 pm