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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Her hair is hollow gold
    Her lips sweet surprise
    Her hands are never cold
    She's got Bette Davis eyes

    She turns her music on you
    You won't have to think twice
    She's pure as NY snow
    She's got Bette Davis eyes

    And she'll tease you
    She'll unease y

    Artist: Kim Carnes
    Song: Bette Davis Eyes
    Real Lyric: Her hair was Harlow gold,Her lips a sweet surprise,Her hands are never cold,She's got Bette Davis Eyes.She'll turn her music on,you won't have to think twice,She's pure as New York snow,She's got Bette Davis Eyes.And she'll tease you,She'll unease you,All the better just to please you, She's precocious,and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush,She's got Greta Garbo's stand-off sighsAnd she's got Bette Davis Eyes.

    The story:

    Had a suspicion the part about the "crow blush" can't be right. Looked up the correct lyrics only to find that was not all that was wrong!

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    Submitted on

    1/23/2006 11:10 am

    Age it happened

    28

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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