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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Forever Man" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eric Clapton

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Forever Man" by Eric Clapton? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Forever Man" Lyrics

    Won't you be my Fall River woman? I'll t
    Four letter man, four letter man, four l
    Want to be your foam-rubber man.
    I wanna' be your four-legged man...
    Four Headed Man
    want to be you four level man
    Won't you be my form of a woman? I'll tr
    Won't you be my poor little woman? I can
    Won't you be my portable woman? I'll tr
    wanna be your four-letter man
    Poor little man
    I want to be your rubber man, your rubbe
    bold little man won't you be my bold li
    Poor little man
    I want to be your four-level man level-m
    Try to be your Four-Letter Man Letter m
    Won't you be my four-letter woman? I'll
    How many time must I display myself? Bef

    Other Songs by Eric Clapton

    After Midnight
    Bad Love
    badge
    Before you accuse me
    Bell Bottom Blues
    Cocaine
    Crossroads
    further on up the road
    hand jive
    I Shot The Sheriff
    Lay Down Sally
    Layla
    Malted Milk
    My Fathers Eyes
    Pretending
    Swing Low Sweet Chariot
    Tears in Heaven
    Tulsa Time
    Wonderful Tonight

    Funniest Misheards by Eric Clapton