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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    bold little man

    won't you be my bold little woman, I'll try to be your bold little man

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Forever Man
    Real Lyric: forever manwon't you be my forever woman, I 'll try to be your forever man

    The story:

    A friend of mine putted on a cd and this song was on it. While listening, I asked her: "him singing that he is a bold little man is a bit strange, but I really don't understand why he would want to have a bold little woman!"
    And then she showed me the title...

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/30/2004 3:23 am

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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