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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Won't you be my portable woman?

    I'll try to be your portable man,

    Try to be your portable man.

    portable man, portable man, portable man.

    Artist: Eric Clapton
    Song: Forever Man
    Real Lyric: Won't you be my forever woman?I'll try to be your forever man,Try to be your forever man.Forever man, forever man, forever man.

    The story:

    I was having a beer sitting at The Pub, in West Goshen, PA, telling my friends how I thought the lyrics were pretty deep, all the meaning behind being a 'portable man', when someone pointed to the label on the jukebox that said 'Forever Man'. I still said I liked mine better.

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    Submitted on

    7/24/2006 1:05 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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