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    "Hotel California" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Eagles

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Hotel California" by Eagles? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Hotel California" Lyrics

    Warm smell of Eucalyptus rising up throu
    There were horses down the corridor... A
    Warm smell of fajitas, risin' up throug
    On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in m
    Warm smell of policemen rising up throug
    What a nice surprise, when you're out of
    I hit too heavy in my sack of gin I had
    They stab it with their steely knives bu
    her mind is stiff and it's twisted, she
    One paraplegic, Rising up in his chair.
    On a dark desert highway, cool wind in m
    Once failed up a leap test rising up thr
    Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shiver
    warm smell of police dogs
    One smell of the leep gas rising up thro
    So I called up the Captain, "Will you be
    My head grew heavy so I cycled in I had
    Warm smell of fajitas
    "I had to heavy in my sacrogen."
    Warm smell of released gas
    warm smell of calib dust, rising up in t
    There she stood in the doorway, I heard
    Warm smell of coitus
    On a dark desert highway, cool whip in m
    warm smell of colete dust, rising up in
    Warm smell of coitus Rising up through t
    There's liniment up at the Hotel Califor
    Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of coitu
    we are all just pissing us here, on our
    Her mind is definitely twisted, she got
    Warm smell of coitus Rising up through t
    Her name is Tiffany Twisted, She's got a
    Her mind is definetly twisted....
    Such a lovely place Such an ugly face Sh
    The man sipped as he twisted
    The man with Symphony twisted, she got t
    ... but they just can't kill the geese.
    The warm smell of coitus Rising up throu
    They stab it with their silly knives But
    I been downhearted, Babe. No b***hes tod
    mirrors on the ceiling depiction paint o
    She got the messy knee bends
    warm smell of Goleta's rising up through
    then she lit up agenda and she showed me
    her mind is definitely twisted she got t
    one smell of bleakness rising up through
    Warm smell of allegiance
    She's got a lot or pretty, pretty boys t
    Warm smell of coitus, rsing up through t
    Warm smell of coitus Rising up through t
    one smell of elite gas rising up throuhg
    What a nice surprise, when you're alibis
    Un chinito pecando (a sinner chinese, in
    So I call up the Captian, Please bring m
    My eyes grew heavy in my sacrijim. (I a
    there were horses in the barn next door.
    her mind is definately twisted
    Relax sipping lightning We are programme
    We threw up in the middle of the night j
    sweet smell of colitis
    So I called up the Captain Please bring
    Warm smell of grease gas Rising up throu
    We threw up in the middle of the night,
    My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
    Warm smell of coitus, rising up through
    Her mind is definitely twisted
    One smell of Guleet Dust rising up throu
    Warm smell of coitus...
    She who lives on the ceiling She drinks
    What a nice surprise Think I'll itemize
    warm smell of lolita's, rising up throug
    They stab it with their skinny knives, B
    There she stood in the doorway Looking f
    What a nice surprise When you're out of
    We haven't had Pabst Beer in here since
    Warm smell : eucalyptus
    Then she looked up Nintendo and she show
    Warm smell of Mesquite grass
    Welcome to the hotel can't afford ya
    Warm smell of collegiates, rising up thr
    What a nice surprise (what a nice surpri

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