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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "The Boxer" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "The Boxer" Lyrics

    Seeking out the poor reporters where the
    Just a come on from the war zone selling
    just a come-on from the boys on 7th aven
    By the light
    Where the rabbit people go
    Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
    Asking only workman's wages I go looking
    Taking comfort with some whores on Seven
    For a pocketful of mumbled sexual promis
    Seeking out to borrow quarters where the
    All lies and jest, still the man hears w
    As King on these workmen's wages I got l
    Asking only workman's wages I come looki
    Just come in from the war zone, Seventh
    Just to come home from the wars on 7th A
    Our lives in jest, Still a man hears wha
    Just a come on from Toy Stores on sevent
    All eyes and chest
    Just a come on from the war zone 7th Ave
    In the quiet of the railway station --RE

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    Bridge Over Troubled Water
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    Feelin' Groovy
    For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
    Homeward Bound
    I Am a Rock
    Kathy's Song
    Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream
    Mrs. Robinson
    Overs
    Scarborough Fair
    Sounds of Silence
    Still Crazy After All These Years
    The Dangling Conversation
    The Sound of Silence

    Funniest Misheards by Simon and Garfunkel