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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Asking only workman's wages
    I come looking for a job but I get no offers
    Just to come home from the war zone, Seventh Avenue

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: The Boxer
    Real Lyric: Asking only workman's wages I come looking for a job but I get no offersjust a come-on from the whores on 7th avenue

    The story:

    In an unusual twist, I actually corrected my dad when I was 15 and he was 50...he didn't believe me 'til I showed him the lyrics in the CD booklet. He was embarrassed on many levels, but I like his lyrics at least as much as the correct ones, if not more.

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    Submitted on

    5/24/2007 11:44 am

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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