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    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "America" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Simon and Garfunkel

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "America" by Simon and Garfunkel? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "America" Lyrics

    Counting macaws on the New Jersey turnpi
    Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
    Captain Picard's on the New Jersey turnp
    This chicken seems like a dream to me no
    Let us be lovers we'll marry our vulture
    This chicken seems like a dream to me no
    So I looked at the scenery -- (she read
    Toss me off, Henriette, i wanna come on
    Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpik
    Caffene and lust I said, though I knew s

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    My Little Town
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