Captain Picard on the New Jersey Turnpike

The story:

Actually this wasn't me - my cousin, my aunt and I were all in the car and my cousin and I were teen agers. We were listening to a Simon and Garfunkle Best Of album and all singing along. The song America comes on and we get to the "counting the cars" lyric and my cousin is singing about Captain Picard instead, and my aunt and I just stop dead and stare at each other for about a minute before we burst out laughing. We still rib my cousin about that one!