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    "The Unforgiven" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Metallica

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "The Unforgiven" by Metallica? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "The Unforgiven" Lyrics

    Nuba joins the herd and quickly he's a d
    New bird joins his rule and quickly he's
    Never free lemonade, so I'm doubly unfor
    And constipate this grace
    They dedicate their lives to running up
    New blood joins this earth, and quickly
    Lemon tree Lemonade So I dub thee unforg
    The Unforbidden
    ... to constipate this erase...
    So I dug thee up again
    New blood joins this earth And quickly h
    when i've felt one eyed gnomes
    ...through constipation, grace...
    And I won't be home for dinner
    The black of day Dark of night We share
    Through constipated grace
    the old man needs repairs
    To constipate this grace
    And I won't be unforgiven
    The old man needs repairs
    So I done the unforgiven
    So I don't be unforgiven.
    Throughout his life the same He's battle
    New blood joins this earth And quickly h
    Through constipated grace
    Lemonade, Lemonade That's what I will be
    Through constipated grace, the young boy
    When I've felt one-eyed gnomes
    Lemon Free Lemonade, so I dub thee unfor
    "A little me, a little you."

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